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    by Donald Trump.
    President of the United States.

    This is a work of fiction. What those Liberal Snobs call Satire. Yes, America

    I say again, these are the fictional diary entries of my life. Nothing I say here can be used against me. This is all made up. I have the First Amendment to protect me. On top of that I am a public figure. I have to withstand the abuses of parody.

    Today is: May 20, 2017

    Today is a great day. I am out of the US. They can't extradiate me. Poor Flynn, he is all alone back home.

    Well, let me start at the beginning: the prolog.

    There is no prolog. I am It. I have always been It. And I will always be It. Tough, if you don't like it.

    Today is: May 21, 2017

    Nobody thought writing would be this complicated, this tough. I like Twitter better.

    But I have been told by my counsel that my tweets can be subpenaed, but my fictional ramblings can't, so here I am.

    Right now, I have one goal, and one goal only. To keep my family safe.

    I am like Walter White. I will do any despicable thing to keep my family safe after I am gone.

    I am not crazy or paranoid. I know what the Russians are capable of doing. That fucker, nut-job Putin will kill us all if I fail.

    I have come this far, but he wants more, the greedy bastard. Doesn't he see this thing is beginning to unravel. I tried to let him know as much during my meeting with those two lackeys, yet they keep on pressuring me.

    I can't fire everybody. I can't make them do what they want me to do. I can't control those assholes in the media. Oh, the fucking media.

    Putin will release everything he has. Years and years of everything.

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